Few more Funny SMS (Jokes)

Banta: What is the best way to see flying saucers? 

Santa: Pinch the waitress.

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Appu: Do you know that it is not fall that kills you, it is the sudden stop at the end.

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Pappu: When is it unlucky to see a black cat? . . . . . . . 

Appu: When you are a mouse.

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Whats d difference between ppl who pray in Temples and ppl who pray in Exam Centres? Those in d exam centres r damn serious.

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All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner. They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later.

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Appu: I have been trying to think of a word for two weeks. 

Pappu: Its a fortnight.

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Wife: Can u explain 2 me how dis lipstick got on ur collar? 

Husband: No,I really cant.I distinctly remembrd havng taken my shirt off.

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Lady: When you are finished with me, will my husband think I am beautiful? Beautician: May be, does he still drink a lot?

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Pappu to Appu: The planes are so fast these days that there is no time to get acquainted with the air hostess.

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Preeto: I won't marry you, and you know why? 

Jeetho: No, I can't think. 

Preeto: That's why.

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Smile cost you Nothing.... get here for FREE

A Smile costs less than Electricity.. But Gives more light.. So Always Keep Smiling n Prove that you are the Best Tube Light.

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Life is like a MOVIE.. If u r sad-DRAMA, If u r afraid-SUSPENSE, If u r angry-ACTION, When u look at the mirror-HORROR.

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You are the most SENTIMENTAL friend of mine: One percent SENTI Ninety Nine Percent MENTAL.

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You are so cute my dear friend: C-Causing. U-Unnecessary. T-Trouble. E-Everywhere.

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What's the difference between stupid and idiot? Stupid will delete this joke. Idiot will forward this joke. Ha ha,what will you do now?

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Urgent:Chloroform is out of stock in the hospital. Can you please send a pair of your socks?

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Examiner:What is Microsoft Excel student:It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer.

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What a woman wants is what you are out of. She wants more of a thing when it is scarce.

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Appu: I want you to explain why I have to wear these same old clothes. 
 Pappu: Bcoz if u don`t, you could scare the dog.

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Funny SMS - 2

During Xam a studnt who did`nt prepare, Left d page blank and Wrote at d bottom, "Dedicated 2my MEMORY, WHich recently passed away"

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Worlds Best Feeling Comes When We C a Wonderful Question Paper In d exam Hall N We Smile At Each Other Saying- DUDE, Dis 1 also gone!

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Techer: Write an essay on"If I Wer a Millionaire" Evry1 startd writng bt nt 1boy Tchr:Y dnt u begin? B:Waitng 4my secretary.... Dats attitude

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The height of "Bad Luck" :- A boy and girl meet last time, 4 their break up girl`s father caught them Now they r married couple.

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TEACHER: Last year u were in luv with tht grl N ths year u r in luv wit other 1. Wht do u thnk of urslf? Student:SYLLABUS has been changed

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Jack: R u pregnant? Girl: Not at all.! Jack: Then why whenever I send u a sms, ur delivery report comes

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I am Deleting Ur No. 4m My Phone Bcoz I Always Send U Msgs But U Never Replied.. So Good Bye! A Crack Send This Msg 2 Customer Care.

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A new poster outside every BANKS for the year 2015 . . . . . Petrol N Diesel loans available here!!

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3 Fastest means of communication.. 1 : Tele-Phone.. 2 : Tele-Vision.. 3 : Tell-a-women.. Need still faster??? Tell her not 2 tell any1.

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Galileo:great mind. Einstein:genius mind. Newton:extraordinary mind. You:always in my mind.

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SMS Greetings

==>  "  No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined.

            But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God. Keep the faith ".

==>  "  Someday somehow watever u prayed for will COME TRUE...

            It may not be in the exact pakage u wanted... 

            But... It will be what GOD thinks is best for YOU "....

==>  "  Touch ur heart 

            Close ur eyes
            Make a wish 

            Say good nite
            Sky so wide 

            Stars so bright 

            off the light 

            sleep quite quite 

            ..(-.-).. 

            ZzzZZZzz 

            SWeet DreAms "....

==>  "  I think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light, 

           let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
           Happy journey into the dream world. 

           Good Night ".

==>  "  The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. 

            The birds have added melody to the morning &
            I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning ".

==>  "  Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night 

            for those who make their DREAMS come true.
           Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams! " .

==>  "  The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, 

            and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day! 

            Good Morning! Have a nice day !".

==>  "  Think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light! 

             Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. 

             Happy journey into the world of sweet dreams! Good Night ".

         

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